Now you can pull yourself up by your boot straps with our amazing adjustable true American Boot Straps. Order yours today so when the time comes, you can succeed on your own, without help from anyone else like a real self-reliant man or woman!
Perfect for when you:
Lose you job
Lose your home
File bankruptcy
Get denied by your insurance company
Vote against your best interests
And much more!
Made in China, and shipped straight to your home via a 3rd party supplier.
